Daisy Did-You-Knows

Did you know … that Daisy is secretly an inter-dimensional time traveler? When she stares off into space, she really stares off into space! Unfortunately, I have yet to locate her vortex manipulator for she keeps it well-hidden. But once I find it, we’re going to go on so many adventures through time and space together, we’ll make the Doctor and his companions look like amateurs! Did you know … that Daisy has the power to control the weather? It’s true! Whenever she’s happy, the weather is sunny and warm, but when she’s feeling grumpy, it’ll be cold and dreary outside. And Daisy’s telekinetic powers don’t stop there! When she wants attention, she’ll use her abilities to crash the Internet, freeze up the computer, and black out the TV so we’ll have no choice but to play with her. What a sneaky face! Did you know … that Daisy prefers sleeping on the cold, hard kitchen floor to sleeping on her own soft pillow-bed? And that she prefers sleeping on the cement blocks outside than the soft grass? Did you know … that Daisy often barks and “runs” in her sleep? Did you know … that Daisy likes to eat her food under the table and that, when eating canned food, she will carry the can around with her until she finds a nice spot to eat it in? Did you know … that when Daisy was still a puppy, she once jumped into and swam across a kiddie pool full of ice water in the middle of winter? Ever since then, she’s been afraid of water. (Who could blame her?) Did you know … that when she was little, Daisy used to jump on top of her doghouse and take naps on its roof?! Did you know … that like most other female dogs, Daisy is right-pawed? Did you know … that the names of Daisy’s chew toys are Chewy (the gorilla), MooMoo (the cow), Trunks (the gray elephant), Springy (the green elephant), Spright (the frog), Snappy (the turtle), Iggy (the lizard), KoKo (the koala), Henrietta (the chicken), Chicky (the baby chicken), Sherbet (the caterpillar), and Bubblegum (the pig). Did you know … that Daisy’s first video was called Daisy Life: For An Everyday Puppy. In the video (now presumed lost) Daisy played a dog who kills a farmer with a shotgun. What a sillykins!